Meat 'n Three by Julia Ritchey

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The Real Housewives of Deseret

The Real Housewives of Deseret

Bravo's infamous franchise finds an unlikely home in Utah

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Nov 16, 2019
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The Real Housewives of Deseret
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ICYMI, the “Real Housewives” are coming to Salt Lake City. Bravo’s love-to-hate-it reality franchise announced the outgrowth of its 11th tentacle in the Salt Lake Valley on Saturday, promising mommy moguls, snow-capped mountains and, most likely, lapsed Mormons. I am here today in your inbox to defend these grotesque female caricatures and cat-scratching elites as a necessary evil in our ongoing class war. If women’s studies have taught me anything, it’s that women are allowed to be backstabbing dirtbags, too.

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